Wednesday, May 6, 2009

a watched windows home server install never boils

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


Yesterday was quite the day

1. only slept an hour overnight

2. got voip and digital cable.

3. Walked 1 mile to Rite Aid and back to retrieve the cordless phone i bought the previous day and accidentaly left in the store. Upon getting the phone home I was very dissapointed to discover it was not working. After about an hour of fidgeting with the phone to fix it i discovered that I had wasted an hour by not reading the giant sticker on the box that said to plug in the battery pack to the phone. Finished that.

4. got a job for $25 per hour doing freelance web design with no formal training

5. remembered one of the reasons I wasnt talking to my mother. She lied on her taxes and claimed me on her taxes while not doing anything to support me last year. And she did it again this year

Sunday, March 22, 2009

this is what my life looks like


no food

I have next to no food but dont wanna go thru the motions of grocery shopping, so i think i will got to arbys and get a shit load of sandwiches then go to mcdonalds and get like 3 bigmacs.... that should keep me for like 3 days

fkn awesome


Saturday, March 21, 2009


1. headache
2. nausea
3. vomiting
4. no sleep
5. mile long walk in 25 degree weather to get headache pills
6. caffiene in said pills
7. nausea from side effects
8. no sleep from said caffiene
9. nothing on tv
10. bills in mailbox
11. no $$$ to pay bills
12. spider crawling across living room floor
13. guilt about bitching about stupid shit when ppl are starving

screw it, ill post it anyways

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

hawai'i chair

hawai'i chair

hawai'i chair

Thursday, March 12, 2009

kodak moment

have u ever woke up not remembering what you did the night before?

so i wake up this morning with a massive hangover and stumbled into the kitchen for a glass of kool aid and i almost fell over onto my back because there was this 10 times larger than life joint made of packaging paper staring me in the face hanging from the ceiling and im like who the fuck put that up, and i was like, o i did

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Born Gay
Clip from 60 minutes.... very interesting
the great colonoscopy sweepstakes WTF?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


The man in black

So no one reads this anymore, but hell, why not post


lately I have felt like a failure, im not in school and have no job, yet i lie to people and tell them that I LOVE SCHOOL

the only birthday present i got was a double of vodka, and between me and myself, its almost gone already

I almost got a scale yesterday, I took the bus to wally world just to get on and i stared at them for about 5 minutes and left without one (there is always a lower number)

I discovered the location of the exercise room at the apartments (yay) and there is this whale of a woman that is always running on the only treadmill

Since i am behind the times i still have a portable cd player and i need a new one bcuz it skipps all the time

i like to sit around with the lights out listening to the cure because i am fucking awesome

i might become a telemarketer, the only reason i havent made an appointment for an interview is because i hate telemarketers

I am almost out of cigarettes and dont have $$$ for the bus to get more

I like to take a shot every time the audience laughs on tv when nothing is funny

Friday, August 15, 2008


I can't stop watching this... it's addictive