omg

Yesterday was quite the day

1. only slept an hour overnight

2. got voip and digital cable.

3. Walked 1 mile to Rite Aid and back to retrieve the cordless phone i bought the previous day and accidentaly left in the store. Upon getting the phone home I was very dissapointed to discover it was not working. After about an hour of fidgeting with the phone to fix it i discovered that I had wasted an hour by not reading the giant sticker on the box that said to plug in the battery pack to the phone. Finished that.

4. got a job for $25 per hour doing freelance web design with no formal training

5. remembered one of the reasons I wasnt talking to my mother. She lied on her taxes and claimed me on her taxes while not doing anything to support me last year. And she did it again this year

no food

I have next to no food but dont wanna go thru the motions of grocery shopping, so i think i will got to arbys and get a shit load of sandwiches then go to mcdonalds and get like 3 bigmacs.... that should keep me for like 3 days

kodak moment

have u ever woke up not remembering what you did the night before?

so i wake up this morning with a massive hangover and stumbled into the kitchen for a glass of kool aid and i almost fell over onto my back because there was this 10 times larger than life joint made of packaging paper staring me in the face hanging from the ceiling and im like who the fuck put that up, and i was like, o i did